whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
guy fieri looks like a stereotypical american character in an obscure japanese arcade fighting game.
me: Idk why I’m still single
my crush: yeah forreal like I’d totally date you
Tell me you want to take me out and try to make me laugh, and i will hit you up when i’m bored sometimes maybe. Only pay attention to me when I’m right infront of your face, don’t respond to my texts, and tell me I’m beautiful once and i will think of you for weeks. And be sad randomly.